Not in my name !!
Pervez the muskrat may have gate crashed the Cricket match at Delhi, and he may be feted by our nincompoop editors, but where ever he goes, and what ever he does, its *NOT IN MY NAME*.
Even if he does come here, heres what we should do.
1) Give him an liason twice as tall as him. (yeah, he is a runt :-D )
2) For those who can (wink, wink, nudge nudge.. for an iPod !! a Laptop !! anything !!) spit in his soup.
3) Where ever he goes, greet him with hindi pakistani bhai bhai.. India and Pakistan are one nation B-) [this apparently well meaning statement pisses off pakistanis no end :-) ]
4) At Firoze Shah Kotla in Delhi, arrange for American style cheerleaders for the Pakistani team. With flashing green panties to boot :-P (Gimme a "P", Gimme an "A"..).. or (Gimme an "M", gimme a "U"..) :-D Then take photos with him in the middle and the cheerleaders doing a high kick ;-)
5) Take him to visit the ex-Afghan president Najibullahs family.. (Najib was jeep dragged by the bearded ones through the streets of Kabul, castrated, hung from a lamp post.. sequence of events unknown.)
6) Make him listen to Altaf Raza songs B-)
7) Gift Laloo Prasad Yadav to him.
8) Gift him a DVD of Sunny Deol's Gadar :-D
9) Have his barber "accidentally" shave off half his mooch :-{)
10) Put him up in Nayi Dilli Railway station retiring room.
11) Have him negotiate Kashmir with Sunny Deol B-D
12) Have Priyanka Gandhis son do shoo-shoo potty in his lap.. This is the least Gandhis or Nehrus or Vaderas.. oh damn.. whoever, can do for the country :-D
13) Repeatedly compare him to the Mogul, Akbar the great.. (Pakistanis think he was an apostate and hate him :-D )
14) Gift him a history of the Iranian revolution (Americans or no Americans, the Shah always falls)
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any more interesting ideas ? :-D
Too bad Veerappan's dead.. else we cudve asked the big mooch to kidnap the chota mooch and take him into the jungles..
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